Wednesday, June 15, 2011

What to put on your HOT DOG

MUSTARD! Who are you FREAKS who put ketchup (or, if buying ShopRite brand, CATSUP) on hot dogs?! It goes on BURGERS ONLY! You put MUSTARD on dogs. End. Of. Discussion. Something's not wired right in your brains...

Sunday, June 05, 2011

I'm fond of maps

Seriously, if i'm ever bored, I just whip out a map and go to town studying it. I especially love them when I have nothing in mind to write about on a blog that seems, hard as I try to deny it, to have worn itself out...

Thursday, June 02, 2011

These "unboxing" videos on YouTube are like porn to me...

I think we ALL know how titillating it is to get home and open a new electronics product, right? AM I RIGHT, people?! Now transfer that to VIDEO as you watch someone else open a product you're interested in buying...cue Homer Simpson salivating moan! My eyes are fixated on them ripping open the plastic covering or box, fingering through the accessories, and showing us UP CLOSE the shiny new product! I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!