Who'd wanna be The Face of VALTREX?

I speak of these actors on TV, talking about how they have genital herpes, but their partners don't...and they'd LIKE to keep it that way. How desperate are you exactly for an acting job that you'd even AUDITION to be The Face of Herpes?!?! I think the only thing related to sex that I'D audition for -- if I were an actor, and who says I still can't be? -- is Magnum condoms. Now THAT would be amusing...not to mention being a paying gig AND giving me a GOOD reputation. Gary...The Face of Magnum. Or would it be The Dick?