The body has finally been totally disposed of

I do mean my laptop. Rest in peace. I hacked the motherfucking shit out of the "Hard Drive Squarish Device" in a remote section of a Walmart parking lot, DOUBLE plastic bagged the thing, then drove around for like 10 minutes looking for a suitable dumpster. The one I found was PERFECT...all KINDS of garbage! No need for me to feel guilty about illegally dumping it. Of course, I looked TOTALLY out of place walking two blocks or so in this industrial area with a yellow ShopRite bag. Anyway, what SWEET relief to be rid of that thing! The epic streamlining/life revamping continues!