All our governors are SEXUAL FIENDS!!

It's beyond funny at this point. On SO many fucking levels. No time for a full analysis. So I'll just give the following GIVENS...

1) So?
2) Dina McGreevey is a lying, hypocritical, potentially unstable nutcase.
3) Dina McGreevey is NOT a whore, though, as...
4) ...I'm not remotely opposed to consensual group sex. Good for them.
5) Eliot Spitzer SHOULD'VE resigned, and also broke the law, whereas...
6) ...David Patterson shouldn't, and did not, respectively.
7) The Patterson adultery is NOT remotely newsworthy.
8) By the day, i'm more and more convinced that 90% of adults cheat. And i'm not judging. Life's short. You're an idiot if you marry at 25. It's not reasonable to assume you'll wanna be with the same person till you're 95. But Americans are endlessly puritanical, delusional, and hypocritical.
9) There's zero way I'll EVER win my #8 argument...as no one will obviously EVER publicly admit this. It's too UN-fairy tale and dark for most.
10) Nope, i'm not a pessimist or an asshole.