Sunday, March 16, 2008

Where's my fucking JUNIPER BREEZE, Bath & Body Works?!

They seem to have discontinued this kind of soap and body wash. No, NO, NOOOOOO!! Damn you all to HELL! Juniper's among my favorite smells in the world. You can often spot me sniffing branches of them along the Jersey shore, sometimes even ripping the branches off in a frenzied, environmentally-unfriendly need to bring back some of The Shore to my living room. But I guess some focus group has determined that the dipshits of America feel Juniper Breeze is the one that should be banished at Bath & Body Works. Assholes.

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