Every now and then, there's an inexplicably REALLY big song by a REALLY white solo woman

Super white. Can't be whiter. I can see the packs of sensibly dressed stroller moms in the parks and playgrounds of White America perking up from their zombie tedium when mutually discovering "OH MY GOD, IIIIII love that song, TOO!" If you wanna prove yourself UNhip, download this to your Ipod or run out and get this album. It HAD to have "broken" in Omaha or something. Some dumb DJ in the Midwest must've been the one to open the floodgates. A song that, to my ears, has absolutely no hummable hook and you can't remotely sing along to. A song you'd be wise not to admit to me that you like, as my assessment of you as a human will instantaneously plummet. And the WINNER of this year's MOST INEXPLICABLE TOP 5 SMASH is...

LOVE SONG by Sara Bareilles