My Witheringly Pointed AWAY MESSAGE

In the shower...after which i'll be on the phone with Dan, then early dinner with Suzy, followed by the gym, running errands, then some ironing. Once that's done, but not before I take a shit, i'll be in the city, hangin' with John. At 11:22pm, I'll bend down to tie my shoe, before hopping on the Path, then hailing a cab. From 2am-8am, I'll be sleeping, then working till 5:30, but don't forget that lunch is at 1pm sharp, each and every day without fail, because I certainly wouldn't wanna deviate from ANY routine. Now during ALL of this time, if none of my previously listed actions allows you to know what I'm doing every second of my life (because i'm JUST that important), you can CERTAINLY "cell it" to find my exact latitude and longitude coordinates.