Take a garbage bag OUT? PUT ONE BACK IN!!

Have I possibly never blogged on this? Naturally, my rage stems from Dipshit...about whom, by the way, I could currently write a 6-page hateful rant. His inability to make a single right move is staggering. WHY isn't there a way to go back in time? I'd re-write every year since 2000. Well, not all of it. Key parts, though. Including the one where I let this assfuck into my life. I DETEST HIM. Back to the garbage bags, though. Again, it's the SIMPLEST things on earth that make me wanna take bats to people's skulls. Like, if you take a garbage bag out, HOW do you not replace it??????? What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?! I'M left to stand over a bag-less can with fucking trash in my hand. I'm getting dangerously close to resorting to drastic measures to make my endless points. Like, for example, if I had a plate of messy food to dump in the can, but there was no bag...just dumping it in anyway. Resulting in the inevitable "what the hell did you do that for?" query from Dipshit, upon which I'll start yelling and smashing things as my pent-up rage on 67 different issues finally boils over. So, in summary, you're an inadequate, dumb fucking moron if you don't know enough to replace a garbage bag when you take one out.