Gary's Savvy $$-Saving Tips of the Week

If you go and buy ANYthing at Old Navy or Gap, you'll likely get a 2nd piece of paper with your receipt. It's an "invitation" to take a 10-minute survey online about your shopping experience, after which you'll just need to write a special code word on that piece of paper and then bring it with you on your next shopping trip...and get 10% off ANYthing at Old Navy and 20% off any REGULAR-priced item at Gap. This week at Old Navy, it's 40% off their entire summer clothes selection...so with the online survey discount, you're getting NEW items half-fucking-price! Fuck, yeah! As if that's not all great enough (and don't tell me it fucking isn't), if you're REALLY good, you'll GET the code word, then RETURN the original item, then BUY IT AGAIN using the discount. And once you've surpassed the original non-discounted item hurdle, it becomes an unbroken endless parade of discounts for as long as they keep doing this. And Old Navy's being doing it since at least early January. And, yeah, they're cheap to BEGIN with! Who's your money-savin' Daddy? That's right...come sit on Papa's lap.