Dipshit talks in his sleep!

As I was writing my previous blog, at about 1:25am, I heard the telltale whine of my roomie's facial tic-inducing voice. Thing is, he was asleep. He said "sir" once. Then again, and louder. FOUR times he said SIR, each time louder and more, shall we say, urgent...like he REALLY wanted to get SIR'S attention. And then...MORE dialogue! He said "I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this." And RIGHT after the word "this" came dipshit's trademark HEH laugh. One short HEH...in the saaaaaaaaaaaame high pitched, whine of a way. The same HEH he punctuates each and every one of his absolutely pointless and unfunny comments to me with. HEH! Imagine Jay Leno meets the worst forced "witty" banter between idiot seventh-rate newscasters in Casper, WY...that's Dipshit's voice, laugh, and overall raconteur appeal. HEH!