You should see this bitch's suitcase

Well, that's just it...SUITCASE, not an OVERNIGHT BAG. I do speak of Dipshit's blonde Philly paramour. It looks like she's jetting out of JFK for a week. What the fuck? She's brought this same thing the past 2 times, too. She's staying ONE night...going out in the clothes she ARRIVED in. So what the FUCK is the need for this big, wheels-included shitcase? I'm tempted to go measure the thing for blog give-you-an-idea purposes, but that'd be wasting even more of my precious time. I'm surprised she didn't come with a hair and makeup team. PLUS, there's a large purse!!?! I just noticed THIS as I write this. Jesus Christ. Have I mentioned how much I can't wait for his summer beach house weekends to start in 2 weeks? I'm exponentially more disgusted by the day that I've let this happen to my life.