Earth-friendly grocery bag UPDATE

It won't be long before you're bored to tears by this. Wait, i'm writing for ME...not YOU. Or AM I? Intentions are starting to blur. ANYWAY, yesterday I went again to ShopRite...I mean, it'd BEEN 2 whole days. And again I have the one double-bagged bag...and this time, Checkout Girl bet me to it. She doublebagged 2 NEW bags for my 3 items while I fumbled for my cash. It turned out well, though. I went to a clear area, took my stuff out of the bags and put it in my GYM bag. THEN, I put ALL 4 bags back by the bag area of one line and walked out PLASTIC-free! How FUCKING special am I?