What the fuck is wrong with GARY?!

Gary, Indiana, that is. WHY is it midnight with no election results yet?! Motherfucking piece of shit, Jackson family, depressed steel mill city. Can I TELL you how many Tuesday nights i've wasted in the past couple of months between election results and AMERICAN IDOL?!?! I just have so much to say about this election nonsense. It's the same old shit as I've been saying for months. MONTHS. FUCKING MONTHS!!!!! Short-term, day-to-day memories...self-interested pundits...endless polls...Obama-loving fools...Hillary/women haters...archaic caucuses...moronic delegation system...IDIOT Howard Dean singlehandedly FUCKING UP Florida and Michigan...Hillary winning the NEEDED general election states. The ENTIRE way Democrats are nominated needs to change...but I have no faith anyone in power will actually do something about it. And this goes beyond me being a Hillary supporter. Seriously, I can't get started. It's so FUCKING GODDAMN agitating. But, again, WHY does it take all night to count votes in 2008??! WHAT is the fucking problem, GARY?!