Sunday, August 26, 2007

The inexplicable kinda-sensation that is Josh Hartnett

I thought it nine years ago when he first appeared in HALLOWEEN H:20 and I think it now...one of THE most deadly dull and wooden actors ever to walk the earth. Also, he's not even that good looking, often further marring his face with his ill-chosen Mexican immigrant-esque mustache. If I hear one more fucking bitch squeal HOW CUTE he is!! At least he's somewhat tamed his hair from the artfully disheveled mess it was at the start of his career. Though he still has too much hair...but a lot of actors do. Tom Cruise's head is a fucking disgrace. But back to Josh. Yeah, he's DEADLY dull...as an actor AND to look at. Richard Roeper just tore him a new asshole on EBERT & ROEPER for his acting -- what sparked this blog. Thank God it's not just me. Trailers are painful to begin with, but I cringed at being forced into viewing the one for RESURRECTING THE CHAMP during my two trips to the cinema earlier this month. I could tell then and there it'd be an awful, fake, manipulative disaster. Another bomb from Josh Hartnett...AND Samuel L. Jackson. Go away, both of you! NANNY DIARIES...another failure I spotted the first time I saw the trailer. I may physically strike the first person I hear say "oh, that was really good!" about either of these films. I may strike them simply FOR seeing them. Hmm, Josh and Scarlett were/are (who cares) an item...both dull and in awful movies...quite a couple! Damn, i'm on a roll for things that irritate me...but people who see ANYthing just for a night out at the movies piss me off. As do people who are too dumb to know that the film they just saw was NOT "really good." Dumb, dumb people!!

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