SLOW WALKERS ON RED: The First in a Series of Very Specific Driving Rants

I propose legislation be passed that allows drivers to plow into people ambling in front of them on foot while THE DRIVERS have the green light. Oh, Gary, you're so funny! I'm not trying to be funny. It is actually yet another area where common courtesy AND common sense is completely neglected. If I am remotely in the line of a car while i'm on foot and the light's turning green, I FUCKING HUSTLE to the curb. As EVERYONE should. And I don't give a flying motherfucking FUCK if the person's 95, in a wheelchair, has one leg, is blind, or all of the above (which would be a pretty sad case, no?). Spare me the violins. It doesn't give them carte blanche to just walk into traffic whenever the fuck they want. They're being selfish, dumb, or both. But you know what? It's not just the elderly or crippled. In fact, fatass latina women and women with FUCKING STROLLERS (sometimes, these 2 are horribly intertwined) are just as often the offenders -- trust me, I keep mental statistics. The latinas need to learn the rules of THIS country and the Precious Darling Sensibly-Tressed-and-Dressed Mommies need to...well, see the carte blanche thing above. Whoopee, you shot a human out of your cunt...you're not the Virgin Mary -- or even Oprah...now quit expecting everyone to cater to you and get the fuck out of my way! If you don't think you can get out of the line of fire before the light turns red, don't attempt to cross the fucking street, nutsack and bitchtwat! Got it? Of course you don't. Wow, and i'm actually in a REALLY good mood...yet look at how offensive i've been!