Greeting cards...over the cell phone?

I read tonight that American Greetings is starting this service where you can send "cards" over your cell phone. I need that SERENITY NOW again. I'm VERY...very...calmly gonna ask my fellow men and women of the earth...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!!? AM I TRULY ALONE IN MY OUTRAGE OVER THIS ESCALATING ELECTRONIC-GADGETRY MADNESS?!?! Will I soon be able to use a cell as a sexual aid of some sort? Maybe I can someday chop off my limbs...surely I can voice activate myriad devices to drive my car, vacuum my rug, cook my dinner and feed me. I'll get what little exercise I can by rolling my stumpy self down the street to pick up my wash-and-fold laundry service, because God knows i'll be too important and time-pressed to fold my own socks. They can drape the bag around my neck or something...hmm, maybe I can keep ONE limb. Hell, I COULD just have them pick it up and drop it back off, but i'll wanna get outside ONCE in a while. DO stay tuned for my (surely 2nd, 3rd, 9th?) rant on the SUPREME IDIOCY of the GPS system...or, actually, the humans who find it essential (a sneak preview -- have you HEARD of either a map or that thing called a brain in your head?)...