I just had a stunning realization...

This is the FIRST WEEKEND of the summer that I have had a COMPLETELY BLANK SLATE!! I was originally thinking it was the first weekend in 5 weeks, as i've had family parties the past FOUR FUCKING WEEKENDS. Then I got to thinking...when you throw in house/dogsitting duties, OTHER family parties in June, and the COUPLE times I've gone away to friends' houses for the weekend...well, you have to go back to mid MAY to find a Friday through Sunday period where I had...no, wait a minute...then I had ANOTHER house/dogsitting gig, and before that was Mother's Day, and the weekend before that I worked a 13-hour Saturday, and the weekend before that was ANOTHER fucking family party...ok, I gotta catch my breath. OK. After consulting my daily planner, I have officially made the horrifying discovery that I need to go back to the LAST WEEKEND OF MARCH to truly find my last Totally Free Weekend. This INFURIATES me! Seriously, that is just SO wrong. Yes, i'm a man who detests commitments.