Lucky 13

Today has been just a REALLY good day. Absolutely NOTHING super duper happened, but I've been in a great, completely zen, totally non-agitated mood ALL day long!! Sure, I had SOME road rage in the car, but nothing that resulted in turning red or growing hoarse or dwelling on the fucking dolt involved hours later. Hmm, now that I DO think of it, there was this assfuck with PA plates hogging the left lane on Rt. 3 throughout Secaucus. When I finally managed to speed past him, I gave the full treatment of direct glare/hand gesture/clearly understandable profanity and then, to ice the cake perfectly, darted in front of him the second I was able to do so. And surprise, surprise...THAT got his attention to move over to the FUCKING center lane. Stupid piece of slow-moving shit. It's so very tough to decide, but left lane hogs -- whether they're "policing" or merely dumb fucks who don't grasp it's the FAST LANE -- MAY be the worst of ALL the idiotic driving offenders. Oh, but this is supposed to be a cheery little entry, where I speak of skipping giddily down streets, while smelling flowers and accepting chirping birds into my bosum. It really was one of those exceedingly rare days where it was like someone laced my cereal with pot...well, what I imagine that'd be like. Is that even possible? I mean, milk would wet the weed. But I digress again. So, yes, I cursed, rolled my eyes, and grew mildly exasperated throughout today, but overall, I HANDLED it all SO much better than usual. I guess that's the key...how you HANDLE things. To end on a deeply personal note...even my colon was relaxed today. It was WELL into the afternoon before I made that Special Trip. You have NO idea how bizarre that is! Hours late! You learn something new here daily, huh? I could've been a LOT more graphic...