Note #2...even more amusing...

Suddenly, another book idea is forming. A "compilation" perhaps? This one is from the "summer session" after junior year of high school...one of my darker (of many) hours of high school where I (ME!!!) was made to feel like a dolt -- yet I triumphed (natch) in the end, proving (to me, at least) that my algebra teacher/sometime-ski shop owner was the failure, not I. But I digress. The following is letter-for-letter -- the errors are hers, not mine (but of course). SHUDDER...years later, I can still see her...faint mustache and all...

"Dear Gary,
How are you doing? I'm borred to dead but you make it more interesting because I think your very funny, and very cute. So you have a girlfriend? I just wanted to know!
Write back soon,
Paula! - The seat behind you."