Gary loves the $$$$$$$

I'm continually fascinated by myself. Have you gotten that impression? So many contradictions! Like how i've been waxing lately about how LITTLE material possessions mean to me...and how that surprised me. Well, yeah, to a degree i'm definitely able to survive better than most sans DA BLING. But you know what? I FUCKING LOVE MONEY. My appreciation of it BECAUSE of my situation has skyrocketed during the past few years. And when I come into some dough, my God, I can't express the joy it gives me! Today I came into...not the dough yet...but a two-week gig that'll net me MUCHO DINERO soon enough. And i'm just giddy thinking about...here's the other catch...how much fucking money i'll have AFTER I've paid off many debts. I'm equally excited about acquiring material possessions AND paying off debt. Hell, I'm excited about paying for those possessions with CASH, NOT CREDIT! Oh, i'm gonna have fun goin to sleep tonight, dreaming of all I can do once I have this cash. And there really is SO much...ah, the PERSPECTIVE of being destitute! It's official...greedy Puff Gary, dead for years, is finally back, and I WANT IT ALL!! Well, except for a camera phone, GPS system, 147-foot plasma TV...