Doritos FIERY HABANERO chips...OUCH!

I saw these new fiery fuckers in ShopRite the other night...was intrigued...yet moved along because I didn't have excess cash. But then I did. So I bought them. Here's the colorful, and mildly sexual, description on the bag..."Experience that BALLISTIC Doritos crunch as it IGNITES a nuclear explosion of habanero, jalapeno, and chipotle peppers in your mouth!" Oh, boy!! Now I do like spicy foods. But this IS almost too much. Almost. My nose kinda starts running, my eyes get mildly misty, my mouth yearns for instant liquid relief...yet I keep eating this 13 oz. bag of EXPLOSIVE Doritos. For once, the advertising hyperbole is actually true.