Can someone fucking HIRE ME?!?!?!

The title question pretty much sums up my day...HOURS of looking for either a "real" job, or something for one day or a few hours, just to net me some quick cash. It's funny how my blog titles just come to me right before I start writing. Ok, not funny...interesting...to me, at least. No one else, i'm sure. Just me. I'm proud to say I worked out a good deal again...biceps today, and DID take a healthy stab at my remaining Piles O'Shit. YAY!! Oh, can't forget giving the kitchen sink a good bleaching...that alone was a solid half-hour of my life. OH!...I also finally, finally, FINALLY sent in my awesome sunrise photo to PARADE magazine. I've been meaning to send something to THAT photo contest for literally months. DONE! So, yes, another good day...though I am BEYOND tired of both this apt. and having not a pot to piss in. Do you HEAR me?!?! If ANYONE reading this knows of some REAL job opening in NYC or metropolitan NJ involving writing, the media, SOMETHING interesting/creative...CONTACT ME!! But also...do you need your yard weeded or raked? A room painted? Help moving? Contact me for THAT, too! Envelopes stuffed? I'M your man! I also have breathtaking handwriting if anyone needs THAT old world skill. But I hold precious little hope anyone will contact me. Three months of writing, and I've received ONE comment. That's how I get through life...expecting little, so when good things DO happen, i'm BEYOND overjoyed. Surprise me, though. I need a nice surprise. HIRE GARY!!!!!