"SHV LB"

Can you guess what this means on Dipshit's to-do list that sits, as always, prominently displayed for me to see? I'll give you a few seconds to play along at home and guess...then you can scroll down for the hilarious/awful truth...

























"SHAVE LOWER BACK" *I think i've noted this dual habit of his (both the actual shaving AND the bizarre need to jog his memory by writing it down) before. I find it curious, though, that he now abbreviates it; he never used to. Did he guess that maybe I'd see it and react with appropriate mortification? WAIT! NOW that i'm mulling his body hair, i'm almost CERTAIN that he's actually left notes before to shave or trim his pubes. No, i'm not kidding. Yes, this is among my most appalling blogs yet. And, GOOD...it's been boring lately.
*PS, in case you're wondering, vacuuming and picking up laundry completes his exhausting triple crown of endeavors to vigorously pursue. Again...you need to WRITE THAT DOWN??