Gary gets a haircut...and learns a Valuable Lesson

That lesson would be that regular haircuts keep me looking fantastic. The last time I went to a barber before yesterday was LATE APRIL OF 2007!?! Ever since, i've trimmed here and there myself, but there's nothing quite like my hair shorn professionally short to make myself the most attractive motherfucking man I can be! So I will go back to pretty regular haircuts. What better way to spend $15 than to ensure that i'm never insecure about my hair looking like shit? Don't kid yourself, though...i'll still look in a mirror every chance I get.