Where do you keep YOUR valuables when you go to the gym?

There's a report on the news now about arrests in a string of local gym locker room thefts. Which, of course, requires the requisite sound bites from gym members, most of whom think nothing of locking everything but their newborn in a locker. To which I say, WHY? WHY can't you keep your wallet and keys ON you? Or NEAR you...like the ONE bright person they interviewed...a young chick I'd like to meet who showed off her tiny little pouch that she carries around with her and places near her working-out person. My wallet and keys are ALWAYS on or near me. Locks mean nothing...they can be broken. I PRAY you're robbed of endless cash and valuables if you leave your shit in a locker. You deserve it. Yup, i'm a nasty prick. And smart.