VERIZON SUCKS!!!!!

Have I ever said this? I haven't even had an issue with them in MONTHS, but I used to...all the time. And one of those Fight the Man! consumer reports was just on the Ch. 11 news -- concerning a woman EXASPERATED with trying to resolve an issue with Verizon -- and reminded me of my own miserable hell with these assfucks. Endless calls, no live humans, 10 different numbers, 67 different prompts, getting hung up on, repeating information, the INCREDIBLY agitating voice of the "Thank You For Calling Verizon" Automated Bitch. THE ABSOLUTE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE ON EARTH!!!!!