Here's another word I hate...SON, as in...

...when males in their 20s and 30s refer to one another in greeting as SON. "What's up, SON?" "SON, I think it'll be a good time this weekend." "Ready to hit the gym, SON?" Holy FUCKING shit, it aggravates me so much. You'd be correct if you were wondering if Dipshit says this (would you expect any less?), but he wasn't actually who inspired this rant. I don't know, saying SON is just so fucking...aching to be using hip phrasing? Phrasing that absolutely would've annoyed me just as much, by the way, if I were currently seventeen. Just say "WHAT'S UP?" Or append their actual NAME to your fucking greeting. Only my father, older family members, or avuncular figures are allowed to call me SON. Like if I ran into Walter Cronkite or Jimmy Carter. Do young women prowl the town calling each other DAUGHTER? No, no they don't. If anyone addresses me this way, I should start replying by calling them DAD. Or even better, DADDY. Or how about POPPA?