An old note from my college DJ program director

Just found this in one of my college scrapbooks...

"Gary, it has been requested that you please redo your promo. Everything but the moaning and the line THE FOREIGNERS BRING ME FRUIT is OK."

Yes, I recall I'd inserted a "sample" (read: copyright infringement) of Robin Quivers vividly recreating an orgasm on THE HOWARD STERN SHOW as background noise under my zany narration for a radio show promo. I also innocently and factually told of how two of my favorite foreign exchange students, Sandra (from Germany) and Merei (from Sweden, I believe), had come to my live show bearing fruit for their American College Radio Boy. Sweet precious darlins', they were. Somehow this was too racy to be heard over the local airwaves, which caused me great grief, as I so loved boisterously touting the foreigners' many talents and services. Wow, who'd have thunk when I woke this morning that I'd end the day thinking of Sandra and Merei? This will, of course, spur a renewed effort to find them online...