The media YET again an embarrassment

Specifically the NYC media this time. That A-Rod's wife is about to file for divorce is the TOP story?! REALLY?! Are you FUCKING kidding me?! If I had that handgun I so yearn for, I'd have shot my set, Elvis-style. It's unfathomable. Bravo, news directors, for proving again you're a bunch of morons.

But let's move on to another group of morons peripherally involved in the scandal, er, story. And I do mean all the Concerned Parents who will now boycott A-Rod merchandise for their precious motherfucking spawn. Awwww, look at all you going for the Dr. Spock Award...bringing Young Mikey up right by pointing him ONLY toward MORAL big-league baseball players. DUMB. ASSHOLES. Am I in some parallel universe of reason, objectivity, and perspective?

Then there's Madonna. About whom I say...YAY! A tabloid summer sensation in her 50th year! I couldn't have scripted it better! Whatever the truth is, I don't give a shit. Because they're all grown, complicated human beings. AND IT DOESN'T CONCERN ME. But, yeah, I DO like that Madonna's still gettin' it done tabloid-wise. The mother/50/let's-save-Africa bit just ISN'T the fun of the old days. I almost tear up thinking about the glory days of the NY Post screaming WHAT A TRAMP! on the front page over her JUSTIFY MY LOVE video. Yeah, so this is kinda perversely fun.