What had to be a 17-year-old pulled up next to me in the Burger King lot last night in a BMW convertible...

...and I wanted to take a golf club to both his little thug head AND his car. I'm 90% sure "his" car was actually purchased by indulgent, foolish, overly-permissive, dumbass fucking parents. I'm also 90% sure some kind of car crash is in his future. OK, back to my soothing Saturday early-afternoon tea...