Pick up that Metro Card on the ground! It could be worth $12.50!

Like mine was tonight. At first I ignored the card on the ground outside one of the Hoboken PATH entrances. But then I backtracked and picked it up. And I'm glad I did! I was so pissed at all the machines fucking up for one reason or another...but then when I plugged in the dirty trash card I picked up and saw a $12.50 balance, I was ecstatic! I often pick up cards in "odd" locations. My theory is that a sizable majority of the population wouldn't just toss a "garbage card" on the ground. They'd put it in the garbage. See how hopeful I remain about my fellow man? I've found a few cards with balances on them this way, but I think today's find is the most lucrative. Made my fucking night!