Andy Rooney goes through his desk drawer

That was the basis for his segment on 60 MINUTES tonight. He showed his rubber bands, stapler, scotch tape, little mirror, pens, pencils, ruminating on each of them...you get the point. Unbelievably mundane. Unbelievably hysterical. I need to get paid to do the same. "Here's an inscribed Shrinky Dink keychain I made for my mother in 1982..."