11:13pm, Dipshit recently got home...

And I know there's nothing more that I like to do after being out of the house for 14 hours than hopping on the phone. Yup, I really CAN'T bitch about people constantly on the phone ENOUGH. I HATE YOU ALL!! Let me remind you...90% of what you're talking about is POINTLESS NONSENSE. NOISE. Wow, two blogs using "90%" in one night. Here's a helpful hypothetical narrative of when you SHOULD be using the phone -- "OH, MY GOD, my car just plunged into a swamp and it's sinking fast! PLEASE, PLEASE help me! PLEASE!! I don't think I have m--" Use this example as a launching point for instructive conversations on phone etiquette in your own family.