Holy shit...my Summer of '08 JUST began!!
It's 7:12pm. About a half hour ago, Dipshit came home and I sighed heavily to myself. However, he then began a frantic scurrying about. I got increasingly excited as I distinctly heard a suitcase being ripped from his high shelving and thudding to the ground. My excitement grew as he began talking to himself. I then nearly had an orgasm when I heard a horn honk. And then...the official confirmation that had me barely containing my glee -- HE WAS LEAVING FOR BUFFALO...and until MONDAY!!
Now I knew he'd be going away at some point this weekend for work, but NEVER did I imagine it'd be for FOUR days!! Thus, I've already HAD my last weekend with him!! His summer house weekends start next weekend! OH, GLORIOUS GOD, THANK YOU!! Out of nowhere, i'm free, free, FREE!! My entire mental state...and I think physical, too...just improved instantaneously. A new stress-free era has dawned!! 7:05pm-ish, May 15th...the start of SUMMER '08!!
Now I knew he'd be going away at some point this weekend for work, but NEVER did I imagine it'd be for FOUR days!! Thus, I've already HAD my last weekend with him!! His summer house weekends start next weekend! OH, GLORIOUS GOD, THANK YOU!! Out of nowhere, i'm free, free, FREE!! My entire mental state...and I think physical, too...just improved instantaneously. A new stress-free era has dawned!! 7:05pm-ish, May 15th...the start of SUMMER '08!!
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