Hey, broadcasters, learn how to say some common words

The word MISSOURI...you know, one of our STATES...it's not pronounced "MissourAH," you dumb fucks. Then there's PENINSULA -- it's not "PeninSHUla." What is WRONG with you fucking people?!?! HOLY CHRIST, is there NO end to the stupidity?! I know there's a few more words y'all can't pronounce...i'll note your idiocy when they come to me...