Pimping Chelsea, caucuses, the asinine DNC, and superdelegates...let's quickly cover all four, shall we?
#1) PIMPING OUT CHELSEA. I don't know where to start with how much this annoys me on how many levels. In a word, it's STUPID. The Clintons need to lighten up...Chelsea ain't a 12-year-old. She's a grown woman who's been in a family of politicians her entire life. She's put herself out there now, so she's, to some extent, fair game. She wasn't called a FUCKING WHORE on air or anything. PIMPING is part of our lexicon now (Jesus, that sounds ridiculous...thank you, Xzibit) and shouldn't be taken so literally or personally. Much ado about nothing. Par for the course. And does it NOT seem that she IS being "pimped out"? Christ, if I ever make it to live TV, I think i'll be suspended my first day. Then tonight we have Pompous Irish Dumbass Sean Hannity SOMEHOW comparing this incident to Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones...and how the Clintons thought NOTHING of the parents of THESE two when they publicly attacked them, and so they're being hypocritical. WHAT? HUH? HOW? Again, I don't even know where to start with that one. Idiocy, Sean, idiocy...
#2) CAUCUSES. They're fucking idiotic and archaic beyond human fucking belief and NEED TO GO. We aren't living in LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE times where Pa convenes locals in the wooden schoolhouse and a lively discussion ensues over who's gonna be mayor. I cannot BELIEVE this shit still exists. I don't give a flying motherfucking FUCK about "tradition" in this case. EVERY person in America over 18 should go to a PRIVATE CURTAINED BOOTH and push a button or pull a lever. PERIOD.
#3) THE DNC NON-SEATING OF MICHIGAN AND FLORIDA. SO...these 2 states decide to move their primaries forward against the DNC's orders (for whatever fucking reason) not to do so. The DNC's reasonable response? Let's tell 2 very big states that they'll have zero vote in deciding the Democratic nominee for president of their country. VERY, VERY smart. NOW it's all a giant fucking mess. Obama should've been on both ballots to begin with, but as it stands now, Hillary won both states. So now what? There is NO good end to this. And Howard Dean, the DNC Chairman, should be canned, fined, both, whatever. Ugh. NO reason this should even BE a fucking issue now. And why is Florida ALWAYS fucking things up for the rest of the country?
#4) SUPERDELEGATES. Um, WHAT? More insanity. I'm tempted to add DELEGATES themselves as #5. EVERYTHING about DELEGATES just seems screwy. But keeping this simple and on-topic, the IDEA that these random fucking people can overturn what THE VOTING PUBLIC decide is beyond absurd. "Yeah, Obama got more delegates in our 50 states, but us superdelegates prefer Hillary, so fuck what The People decided, WE'RE gonna give her JUST enough votes in this very tight race so that SHE suddenly becomes the winner!" THAT'LL promote change and new beginnings.
And there you go...tonight's political multi-rant. If brevity were my strong suit, I could've summed it all up in three words...OY, FUCKING VEY!
#2) CAUCUSES. They're fucking idiotic and archaic beyond human fucking belief and NEED TO GO. We aren't living in LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE times where Pa convenes locals in the wooden schoolhouse and a lively discussion ensues over who's gonna be mayor. I cannot BELIEVE this shit still exists. I don't give a flying motherfucking FUCK about "tradition" in this case. EVERY person in America over 18 should go to a PRIVATE CURTAINED BOOTH and push a button or pull a lever. PERIOD.
#3) THE DNC NON-SEATING OF MICHIGAN AND FLORIDA. SO...these 2 states decide to move their primaries forward against the DNC's orders (for whatever fucking reason) not to do so. The DNC's reasonable response? Let's tell 2 very big states that they'll have zero vote in deciding the Democratic nominee for president of their country. VERY, VERY smart. NOW it's all a giant fucking mess. Obama should've been on both ballots to begin with, but as it stands now, Hillary won both states. So now what? There is NO good end to this. And Howard Dean, the DNC Chairman, should be canned, fined, both, whatever. Ugh. NO reason this should even BE a fucking issue now. And why is Florida ALWAYS fucking things up for the rest of the country?
#4) SUPERDELEGATES. Um, WHAT? More insanity. I'm tempted to add DELEGATES themselves as #5. EVERYTHING about DELEGATES just seems screwy. But keeping this simple and on-topic, the IDEA that these random fucking people can overturn what THE VOTING PUBLIC decide is beyond absurd. "Yeah, Obama got more delegates in our 50 states, but us superdelegates prefer Hillary, so fuck what The People decided, WE'RE gonna give her JUST enough votes in this very tight race so that SHE suddenly becomes the winner!" THAT'LL promote change and new beginnings.
And there you go...tonight's political multi-rant. If brevity were my strong suit, I could've summed it all up in three words...OY, FUCKING VEY!
posted by Gregoire at 9:06 PM
2 Comments:
What's so great about Hillary? Don't you think we need a voice of "the people" for once?
Hillary is just more of the same (albeit a "Democratic"same.
It's time for a change.
Why Hillary? Do you really want a scorned woman as your leader? Most of us already have one "B-otch" too many in our lives....
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