So in the FIVE boroughs of NYC, there's ONE funeral home for celebs?

The Frank E. Campbell one on the Upper East Side. REALLY?? This is endlessly irritating to me. And on the topic of, of course, Heath Ledger...1) Pat O'Brien is JUST cringe-inducing awful (i'm surely repeating myself), 2) can ya LEAVE Michelle Williams alone already? I finally know where she lives...thanks to the media vultures. What's funny is I'm SURE I walked right by her and Heath's house at least a couple times on my Brooklyn walks. I'll wait a bit before going back to fully case the building and run my fingers through the cement where daughter "Matilda" is spelled out. Sure, call me weird that way...but I don't think it is. I call it human interest. And I wanted to do it BEFORE Heath died. AND i'll do it as discreetly as possible. I'M not stalking someone whose ex just died...ghoulishly surrounding her house so she can barely step out of her car. It's just SO fucked up. There's so much media that barricades and cops are needed. What is WRONG with people?! It's sickening. By the day, i'm more disgusted with the media. MY media. MY field of expertise. Do I have to "go in there" and singlehandedly change things?! Do I, Lord? Is THAT why i'm here on this earth?