Dipshit's nicely stacked big red plastic cups in the bathroom garbage

Standing at my toilet today, emanating yet more urine into my bowl, enjoying the release of it all...I glanced down into the trash can to the right of the bowl. There I spied 4 big red Solo plastic cups nicely stacked into each other...you know, the ones you'd get at kegfests in college. And I got to thinking several negatives about Dipshit. Actually, the first is KINDA positive...how it's the most organized thing I've ever seen him touch. Lord knows pots and pans and pantry items don't have that zen structure to them. And how thoughtful of him to reach into the trash to organize them! But then I got to thinking -- as I have many times before -- what a fucking burden his cups are on the environment. What Dipshit does is this...every morning he grabs a NEW cup from the kitchen and pours a WEE bit of OJ into it...enjoys it, then tosses the cup before he leaves for work. EVERY day. Every SINGLE day. Instead of using, you know, a Big Person's Actual Glass or Cup that he could wash and RE-use. He could even re-use the same plastic cup! Rinse and store away. But, no. And so his endless Big Ass OJ Cups will sit in landfills till the Second Coming...and also, MY fucking garbage bags are CONSTANTLY filled up sooner than they should be by the growing pile of cups inside. I'll have you know I use the SAME glass every damn day...for everything. Well, I have a glass AND a tea mug. I'm highly caffeinated, you know. DID YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS?!?! Yes, I like my TEA, thank you. And God HELP you if I don't have my morning tea...three cups, ideally. And I use my single glass or mug, rinse or wash, and re-use. All day long, every day, every week. I am friend to Mother Earth. Unlike Dipshit. He's a moron, did you know that? He'd never THINK about saving the earth, our garbage bags, AND his wallet in one fell swoop. Too advanced an idea for his mind. Idiot. Fucking idiot.