Is there anything more agitating than a fizzling Big Snowstorm?

Yes, actually...TWO fizzling Big Snowstorms, 2 days apart. Yet another instance when I can't say the word FUCK more often or in more ways to describe my aggravation. The forecasted 3 to 5 inches yesterday became...an icy half-inch or so. Now the Big SNOWY Nor'Easter of this weekend is looking like...um, a Windswept FUCKING Rainstorm. FUCKING BORING. Who the FUCK cares?! UGH. I think it's time we brought in chimps to be weatherpeople, because these motherfucking morons still can't predict things right. I WANT A CRIPPLING BLIZZARD!!!!!