Monday, December 10, 2007

Dipshit's inability to close the bathroom door

Have you noticed a renewed uptick in my ranting toward him? It's amazing, but it's like a bottomless well of violations. Like the bathroom door. Whether he's in the shower or on the bowl...it's right within view through the crack in the door as you walk by...SO WHY ISN'T THE DOOR TOTALLY SHUT?!?! WHY, MOTHERFUCKER, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! It's not like I WANT to sneak a peek (imagine my "shudder," SIMPSONS-stolen sound effect), but it's just awkward as I walk by the door, making sure not to look in even for a SPLIT second...kinda like a car wreck. If i'm home ALONE, I close the door...AND lock it. I ask you yet again for the rationale...knowing there IS none. Fucking dumbass.

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