Vaguely distressed by public pajama pants

There's just something annoying about a 30ish man shopping at the A&P at 7pm in pajama/comfy pants. Even at 4am, it would annoy me...but at least it would be 4am. But 7pm? Was it too taxing for him to pull on a pair of track pants OVER his comfy pants? It's just all so "I'm so fucking at ease with myself" for my taste. Too cocky, too I'M THE SHIT. And this coming from ME. But I'm kind of self-conscious about taking the TRASH to the curb at midnight in such attire, let alone THIS madness. It's also somewhat sexual, don't you think? I mean, it's what you wear to BED, complete with easy access penis slit. Are they wearing anything UNDER their comfy pants? This guy's cock could have made an unscheduled appearance in the fresh fruits section. I think there's definitely some titillation factor here; these people WANT to be looked at sexually as they prowl the streets in their PJs. Oh, yes, I'm sure of it...I've got that "LOOK AT ME!" gene, too...I know well the Game of Manipulation. So maybe i'm just pissed that I've had the decency to put on a real pair of pants while outside of my boudoir, despite WANTING to be as sleazy as they are. Maybe I'll change my ways...start wearing a jockstrap and flip-flops to take out the trash, and workboots and boxers to the market, only a long coat covering my bare chest and scantily-clad bottom. Oh, and a hat...that makes the outfit.