It's that special time again...Gary's Winter Message To Assholes Incapable of Clearing the Snow Off Their Car Roofs

You are FUCKING DIPSHIT, FOOLISH, LAZY ASSHOLES!! Do you HEAR me?! You're MORONS!!!!! It's amazing you figured out how to walk upright. What the fuck is WRONG with you that you think the car roof isn't part of your snow-clearing duties?!?!?! People are KILLED every fucking winter because of flying chunks of hardened snow and ice that fly off the roofs of cars like yours and slam into windshields of innocent people driving on the highway...do you REALIZE that, you unspeakably stupid fucking asswipes?!?! SO, SO DUMB, you are. How about I take an ice ball to YOUR fucking head, you dense dolts?! Then grab your aching, bruised head and slam it through a window? Sadly, I can't replicate the added bonus your victims feel of being in a speeding car spiraling out of control at the time of impact. SO...in closing, WISE THE FUCK UP and QUIT BEING A MORON and CLEAN THE SNOW OFF YOUR ROOFS. Don't get defensive and lippy...you know i'm right and you're wrong, so just turn a new page and start doing THE RIGHT THING from this point forward. EVERY day is a new shining chance to subtract some stupidity from your reputation! Oh, yeah, and you'll be potentially saving lives, too.