Here's 2 more things that annoy me in this life...

#1 -- Being in the same shopping "pattern" as other people in the supermarket -- i.e., seeing them in AISLE after AISLE. And they're always THE most annoying individuals. Today's worst offender was a middle-aged Asian who could NOT keep his fucking cart properly out of the flow of oncoming traffic. The solution to this is, of course, zigzagging through the market in a random fashion so as not to endure the same yakking/slow-moving humans around me more than once.

#2 -- People who do tai-chai or any kind of exaggerated stretching exercises in front of their house. Can you NOT do that inside? Or in your BACKyard? Or at the gym? Or a park or running track? It's FUCKING AWKWARD to view. Listen, i've done my fair share of jogging and jump-roping, but i've never made a spectacle of myself. LOOK!! I'm WARMING UP!! It's just SO irritatingly "look at me!!!!!!! I'm SO comfortable with myself and un-self-conscious!!!!" This middle-aged woman two doors down was stretching tonight...as she often does. God, I have so many rants with this one woman alone...and her equally annoying hubby. They like to walk hand-in-hand through the neighborhood at dusk...with plastic cups or even glasses of their favorite beverage. UGH. SO fucking agitating. Or am I, again, weird for being so enraged by such things?? Maybe i'll start pouring MYSELF a glass of wine and engaging in dreamy solo sundown strolls through the nabe, staring up at the houses with a smile on my face.