I haven't been to a supermarket in 6 days!!?!!

THIS is a streak the likes of which I haven't experienced in perhaps YEARS. And I don't need to go tonight, either! That'll be a WEEK tomorrow sans entering ShopRite or Pathmark!! PEOPLE, you just don't KNOW how bloody rare that is for me! It is...it is...INTOXICATING in its liberation!! I MUST review how I achieved this and adopt an ongoing new gameplan of food shopping. Off the top of my head, it likely has something to do with the fact that LAST week, I was at ShopRite pretty much daily. The bottom line IS that I've had all the food I need already in the house. Aren't you glad you just wasted a minute of your life reading this?