Stupid ShopRite check-out cunt told me I'm "a good shopper"

Yes, I know, you dumb whore, speed it the fuck up! Those were the words going through my head, at least, after she spent like 5 fucking minutes going through each of my 6 coupons, matching them to the item, and adding up the "triple"ness in her head. You see, in my ongoing orgasmic glee of TRIPLE COUPON WEEK, I made yet another jaunt to ShopRite. Poor guy in back of me has a single gallon of milk to pay for in the express line, and I'M holding him up...mortifying! I almost waved him in front of me, knowing how infuriated I am when I have but a single item and some jackass in front of me is causing problems. But it wasn't ME...it was this dumb bitch check-out clit. But after shaking my leg, looking at my watch, tapping my fingers, and thinking ungodly profane things about her as she inexplicably wasted my time, she smiled sweetly and said, "you're a good shopper!" And then I felt bad...kinda. Well, she's still dumb and slow. Perhaps CUNT is too harsh, though. Sweet thing. Nice of her to compliment me. She's right, of course. My reply was "I try." To say "thank you" seemed too friendly. Besides, I KNOW i'm a good shopper. Today's unbelievable haul? I got SEVEN name-brand items for...$3.01!!!!! That includes THREE free rice items! FREE!! God, it makes me so happy to get shockingly reduced savings. And I was thinking as I was there how i'd be doing the SAME thing if someone dropped a million dollars in my lap tomorrow...because I got to thinking of people who "don't have time" to clip coupons...and I was getting steamed as I thought of these people. It's so fucking ludicrous and pretentious and flat-out stupid. But you know what, it's occurred to me, shocker, that I get comedic mileage out of the staggering mass stupidity of my fellow man...and woman. It's an ongoing struggle...I don't WANT to be annoyed...but it's fun mocking them AND being superior. So, thank you, Check-Out Cunt for your kind words...