A gray-haired Jamie Lee Curtis...

...is VERY, very disturbing. Not fully gray. And she's been sporting it to some degree for years, actually. But she's on Leno now, in her trademark short, spiky hairdo that she's been sporting since TRADING PLACES in '84...hell, maybe even earlier. When was her John Travolta fiasco, PERFECT, out? '83, I think. But it's just SO odd to see her gray. Same exact face and figure as when she was running from Michael Myers in that little seminal gem of '78...but gray hair. Hmm, gee, that WAS 28 years ago. I guess that cuts to what really scares me...MY advancing years. But wait...here's Joan Jett...about the same age...and SMOKIN' fine! She's basically wearing just a bra...abs flat as a board (you know, like mine), not a gray hair on her head, and rockin' out! Joan has now made me less depressed about age. Quit trying to prove a point, Jamie Lee...introduce yourself to Clairol. It'll make me feel better. I don't give a shit if it's an illusion. Illusions are what life's all about.