Friday, September 29, 2006

Carson Daly will NOT go away

It actually seems a lifetime ago that I used him as my reigning example of no-talent going SO far in show-biz. Nowadays, sadly, he seems like a TV visionary in comparison to SO many complete morons securing TV and movie deals. I could be merciless in my put downs, but i'll admit he seems like a nice enough guy who has worked reasonably hard. And if I knew him on a personal level, i'm sure he's a decent human being. But the FACT remains...in a showbiz sense, he's dull, nothing remotely special on ANY level, and NOT FUNNY. Let's run with this last point. The geniuses running NBC have poor Carson doing a MONOLOGUE on his little late night chatterfest. I repeat, A FUCKING MONOLOGUE. Note to anyone with their hearing and vision intact...Carson Daly is NOT a comedian. NOT. NOT. NOT. He canNOT tell a joke. That was JOHNNY Carson's specialty. If you find him funny, you're an idiot. And I don't wanna know you. Mr. Daly standing there for 5 minutes telling jokes is beyond painful to endure. I can just see the brilliant suits in their drab Burbank offices deciding this is the direction for young Daly to go in, the thing the "kids" will love from Mr. TRL. Perhaps Carson grasps he's as riveting as an IV drip...the stress of nightly failure to entertain could be the reason for his scary, emaciated new look. Carson Daly should be a radio DJ...that's the extent of his broadcasting talents. "Oh, Gary, you're so harsh! You're just jealous." Yes, I am harsh. But i'm right. And I'm not really jealous, either. I'm merely observing, rolling my eyes, and typing. Um, so WHEN is someone gonna PAY me for doing this?!?!

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