So Harry "Making Love" Hamlin was "visibly shaken"?!?!

The always hard-hitting ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT just had a emotional, slo-mo "full story" on the SHOCKING loss of Harry Hamlin last night on DANCING WITH THE STARS...or, as "Gram" is fond of calling it, DANCING UNDER THE STARS. Wife and ET "special correspondent" Lisa "Big Lips" Rinna was SHOCKED, the audience was SHOCKED, Mary Hart informed us that EVERYONE was SHOCKED. Mark Steines soon described Hamlin as "visibly shaken" and Hamlin told ET that "the hardest part would be going home to tell his daughters." OH, MY FUCKING GOD, AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE PLANET WHO CAN'T STAND ANOTHER HYPERBOLIC WORD OUT OF ENTERTAINERS' MOUTHS?!!??!!?!?? You were on an ungodly cheesy ABC fucking viewer-voted dance contest, Harry...NO ONE JUST DIED!!!!!!! I mean, the split screen was between Hamlin and Jerry Springer...dancing! It is ABSURD! I'm ever-closer to the Unabomber's way-of-life...