Gary's dull Halloween

This is perhaps my most dull Halloween...EVER? I had every intention of goin in to witness the insanity in the Village...then, I dunno...the logistics of it just started to grate on my nerves. It really DOES suck sometimes living on the other side of the Hudson. There's a SCREAM mask in my pocket...I could walk around town with that on after I leave the library. Yes, i'm again at the fucking library. Had to at least get out of my apartment. But I didn't dress up at all. Didn't see the parade. Didn't stop by mom and dad's to...um, get the nostalgic feeling of kids coming to the door? They don't seem to come to my door...and even if they did, i'm not fucking running up and down 3 flights constantly. I guess I haven't advanced to Full Adulthood yet...where you hand out candy on Halloween. And so, I'll walk around a bit, perhaps get a pumpkin latte from Dunkin Donuts (?), go home and devour my caramel apple, and watch the glorious costumed freaks on the news. Yeah, I wish I'd gone...but it's done. I didn't. Dull, dull, dull! I'm ASHAMED of myself!! BOO!