I'm a jerk

This from my mother after a fight over arugula. Yes, that's right. ARUGULA. I'm bursting with creative things to write now about MANY things, but I have to leave this insane asylum otherwise known as my parents' before someone gets hurt. Arugula. *Memo to myself...i'm actually in a GREAT mood, feeling 100% for the first time in like 2 weeks. Stiff neck FINALLY gone! I'll probably get the flu tomorrow...